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Rain Check

bagels is life

I DO NOT ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK KTHX

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

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cleophatrajones:

howtobeafuckinglady:

oh my fucking god

No chill

cleophatrajones:

howtobeafuckinglady:

oh my fucking god

No chill

spookyassliam:

Please don’t send “follow back” messages that’s awkward as hell bc I gotta act like I didn’t see it and you know I did

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

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mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.