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Rain Check

hi

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

skavannah:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE SAME PERSON#SHIT

skavannah:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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dinofarts:

vinegod:

The sea lion is trying to eat my hand by Edward Kim

This is terrifying

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beesmygod:

well the internet had a good run

beesmygod:

well the internet had a good run

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

disarms:

goodbye my love

disarms:

goodbye my love